1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future. 2. Things that are normally for human children are now for your chihuahuas… 3. …because your chihuahua is your child. 4. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a chihuahua you MUST say hello to him.
5. Chihuahuas flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy chihuahua person. 6. You are a hit with every chihuahua you meet. 7. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your chihuahua.
8. This is your ideal family dinner. 9. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your chihuahua is too painful. 10. You spend tons of money on chihuahua toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
11. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your chihuahuas. 12. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future chihuahuas.
13. So even though people might think you’re a little nuts… 14. …it doesn’t matter, because chihuahuas know you’re great!